[notgettinany]

A brunette, a redhead and a blond were all sitting in the Dr.s office and all looked to be about nine months pregnant.

The brunette looks over to the redhead and asks, "Do you know what you're having?" The redhead replies, "Yes, we are having a boy". "Oh", said the brunette, did you have a test to show the sex?" "No", said the redhead, "my grandmother said that if the man was on top when the baby was concieved, then you're going to have a boy". "Wow", said the redhead, "then I must be having a girl, as I was on top" They both share a laugh...

Then they noticed that the blond was weeping and the brunette asked, "What's the matter?" The blond replies, "I couldn't help but to overhear your cnversation and I am very upset". Why asked the redhead, are you having a boy or a girl? Neither, said the crying Blond, We're having a puppy".