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sex survey
Normal questions:
Name: the same one as on my birth certificate
Age:47
Gender:female
Orientation:straight
Self Pleasure:
Have you ever masturbated?believe it or not nope
If so, how often a week:
Have you ever used a random object to get off? Ex: a pillow, hairbrush, shower head, etc.
When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate?
Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice?
Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going?
For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls?
For women: when you pet your kitty, do you play with your clit, or use penetration to finish?
Personal Questions:
Are you a virgin?no
If not, when did you lose your virginity?1976
If you are, why are you saving yourself?
Do you regret (not) being a virgin?no
For non-virgins: Do/did you love the person you lost your virginity to?’
For virgins: Would you rather lose your virginity in a fling/one night stand, or in a committed relationship?i was in love
Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious)no
Do you practice safe sex?depends on what you call safe sex
Have you ever had an STI, if so what?no
Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one?no
Random Questions:
Do you even like sex?!yes
If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session?three maybe four times and as long as it lasts
What is your favourite position, or which do you expect it to be if you’re a virgin?don't have one
Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it?long
Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught?yes
Hard, or gentle?combo
Deep, or shallow thrusts?combo
Do you like to bite or be bitten?no
What about slapped?no
Women Only questions (some of these can be answered by gay/bi men):
Do you orgasm vaginally (penetration) or orally (clit stimulation)?penetration
Have you even had an orgasm?yes
Are you just as horny as the guys?yes
Do you like giving blow jobs, if so do you like how cum tastes?yes and there has only been one to cum in my mouth so yes.
When you get wet, are you as wet as a geyser, dry as a bucket of sand, or just “normal”? normal to geyser
Sex on your period; yes or no?no (i haven't had one in 15 years)
Would you ever do anal?yes
What about fisting?no
Do you still pleasure your man orally/manually if you’re “not in the mood” but he is?currently i'm his for the taking. before not in the mood was not in the mood
Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone?snuggle
Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):
Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself?
Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest?
Sex on her period; yes or no?
Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job?
Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you?
Would you ever try anal?
Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you)
Do you like how pussy tastes?
If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on?
Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone?
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