[Duanec60]

The teacher asks Darla "How do you spell 'dumb'?" Darla says "d-u-m-b, dumb."

The teacher says, "Very good. Now use itin a sentence." Darla says, "Buckwheat is dumb."

"Now spell stupid."Darla says "s-t-u-p-i-d, stupid." The teacher says, "Very good. Nowuse it in a sentence."

Darla says "Buckwheat is stupid."

Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says, "Buckwheat, spell dictates."

Buckwheat stands and says "d-i-c-t-a-t-e-s, dictates." The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."

"I may be dumb, and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictates good."