[Mr. Saint]

Normal questions:


Name: Joseph

Age: 16

Gender: Male

Orientation: Still deciding, history would suggest between 1 and 2 on Kinsey scale.




Self Pleasure:


Have you ever masturbated? Yes

If so, how often a week: between 5 and 10

Have you ever used a random object to get off? Ex: a pillow, hairbrush, shower head, etc. No

When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate? Slow, almost always.

Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice? No

Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going? Some times, depends on my mood

For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls? Not really
For women: when you pet your kitty, do you play with your clit, or use penetration to finish?



Personal Questions:


Are you a virgin? No

If not, when did you lose your virginity? 16

If you are, why are you saving yourself? N/A

Do you regret (not) being a virgin? Absolutely not

For non-virgins: Do/did you love the person you lost your virginity to?’ I would not say “love”, I cared for her but I was only sixteen.
For virgins: Would you rather lose your virginity in a fling/one night stand, or in a committed relationship? N/A

Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious) Absolutely not, the only sin is the way religious fanatics brain wash there children in to hating them selves for having normal fallings.

Do you practice safe sex? Always

Have you ever had an STI, if so what? No

Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one? No



Random Questions:


Do you even like sex?! Love sex

If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session? At least once a day, for at least an hour.

What is your favourite position, or which do you expect it to be if you’re a virgin? Female superior, facing each other

Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it? long foreplay

Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught? Most certainly

Hard, or gentle? Both

Deep, or shallow thrusts? Both

Do you like to bite or be bitten? Maybe a little but not much

What about slapped? Not in to that





Women Only questions (some of these can be answered by gay/bi men):



Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):


Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself? Always please the woman.

Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest? If she wanted me two, but it dose not do anything for me.

Sex on her period; yes or no? probably not, but might try it if she wanted me to.

Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job? Sure

Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you? No, might try it with a woman but would need a lot of convincing.

Would you ever try anal? Would do them in the butt if they wanted, would not take it up the butt.

Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you) In a condom when in her.

Do you like how pussy tastes? Yes

If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on? Not good with theoretical situations.

Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone? Usually snuggle, but it depends who I am with. Most the people I have had sex with I liked and would snuggle.