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Alright I'll bite....
Normal questions:
Name: Thresher_V, Thresh, Grandmaster Threshy, Sir Thresh....screw it, you make one up.
Age: 27
Gender: Male last I checked, unless someone wants to prove me wrong.
Orientation: Straight but I've dabbled.
Self Pleasure:
Have you ever masturbated? No I'm the only male who hasn't.....hehehe
If so, how often a week: Often, but I try to limit myself. I don't lock myself in my closet for hours.
Have you ever used a random object to get off? Ex: a pillow, hairbrush, shower head, etc. Um, no.
When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate? As long as it gets the job done.
Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice? No.
Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going? Of course, but I do have a vivid imagination.
For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls? Doesn't do much for me.
Personal Questions:
Are you a virgin? Nope
If not, when did you lose your virginity? With a girl, 15.
Do you regret (not) being a virgin? Why?
For non-virgins: Do/did you love the person you lost your virginity to?’ At the time, hehehe
Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren't’t religious) Prove to me there's a god and I''ll tell him to bite me.
Do you practice safe sex? Yes if necessary, but I have good control.
Have you ever had an STI, if so what? Nope.
Random Questions:
Do you even like sex?! LOL. No, can't stand it. I prefer to collect stamps and play shuffleboard.
If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session? A few days a week for a modest 45min to an hour.
What is your favorite position? I prefer to be on top, her legs on my shoulders.
Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it? Love the foreplay, usually me doing it to her. Hell, add another half hour just for that.
Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught? Yeah, friends house, car, nothing to "OMG, I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DID THAT HERE!"
Hard, or gentle? Both, start off gentle, work into the hard, then finish smooth, take twice daily.
Deep, or shallow thrusts? Again both, I poke the head alone in several times, then when she can't stand the anticipation anymore, I give the whole thing as deep as possible. I call it "Going for the Grand slam, load the bases with easy hits, then nail them all home.
Do you like to bite or be bitten? Not really, but I have bit others.
What about slapped? Nah, not a pain freak.
Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):
Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself? Woman first, then it's my turn.
Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest? Have and enjoyed, tried nearly everywhere you can squirt it.
Sex on her period; yes or no? Yes, not so bad if it's in the dark, and it makes her feel better during the latter days.
Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job? Yeah, but not important, more of a visual aid.
Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you? No, but who knows, maybe if I'm in a group.
Would you ever try anal? Have, not much difference, just dirty obviously.
Favorite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you) Again, it's been all over, as long as it's out, I'm happy.
Do you like how pussy tastes? Hell yeah, I could work one over forever.
If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on? Sure, but I'd have to have a picture of my cock on the wall...as a memorial. "Old Slugger" Born 1980 - Died 200?
Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone? Call me wussy, but snuggling is alright, just don't expect me to be awake for long.
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Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door.
- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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