Normal questions:
Gender: Female
Orientation: Not sure.
Self Pleasure:
Have you ever masturbated? Yes
If so, how often a week: Maybe daily? On average. Some days not, some days more than once.
Have you ever used a random object to get off? No. I'm not an object person.
When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate? Somewhere between the two? More towards the quick and dirty though.
Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice? Yes
Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going? Yes
For women: when you pet your kitty, do you play with your clit, or use penetration to finish? Clit only.
Personal Questions:
Are you a virgin? No.
If not, when did you lose your virginity? 18
Do you regret (not) being a virgin? Absolutely not. Hated it (being a virgin), glad to move on, finally!
For non-virgins: Do/did you love the person you lost your virginity to?’
Noooooo. Just a friend.
Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious)
Hahahahahahahahaha. I don't believe in the concept of 'sin'. Things are either wrong, for a good reason that applies to all humankind, or they're fine.
Do you practice safe sex? Of course.
Have you ever had an STI, if so what? No.
Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one? No.
Random Questions:
Do you even like sex?! Hell yes.
If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like… how many days a week, and how long each session? Every day, about 2 hours.
What is your favourite position, or which do you expect it to be if you’re a virgin?
Sorry to be boring, but missionary does it best for me.
Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it?
Medium length foreplay.
Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught?
Yes
Hard, or gentle?
Mixture of both.
Deep, or shallow thrusts?
Deep.
Do you like to bite or be bitten?
Yes and yes.
What about slapped?
Yes, actually
Women Only questions (some of these can be answered by gay/bi men):
Do you orgasm vaginally (penetration) or orally (clit stimulation)?
Both, but clit orgasms are generally better. Although my first ever g-spot orgasm was amazing (my favourite orgasm to date) because I totally wasn't expecting it and it was explosive.
Have you even had an orgasm?
Plenty :-)
Are you just as horny as the guys?
Duh, hornier.
Do you like giving blow jobs, if so do you like how cum tastes?
Yes. Have only tasted one person actually (other partners have not ejaculated in my mouth, not unprotected anyway) and that was just overwhelmingly salty.
When you get wet, are you as wet as a geyser, dry as a bucket of sand, or just “normal”? Can be normal but can also be more geyser-like!
Sex on your period; yes or no?
Yes
Would you ever do anal?
Have done
What about fisting?
Doesn't appeal to me. Sounds damaging. And not pleasurable.
Do you still pleasure your man orally/manually if you’re “not in the mood” but he is?
Him wanting it puts me in the mood. Also, I don't remember ever not being in the mood in my life...
Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone?
Snuggle! :-)
Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):
Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself?
Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest?
Sex on her period; yes or no?
Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job?
Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you?
Would you ever try anal?
Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you)
Do you like how pussy tastes?
If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on?
Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone?