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Normal questions:
Name:dlb
Age: 46
Gender:M
Orientation:Straight
Self Pleasure:
Have you ever masturbated? YES
If so, how often a week: OFTEN
Have you ever used a random object to get off? Ex: a pillow, hairbrush, shower head, etc. YES
When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate? DEPENDS
Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice? YES
Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going? RARELY
For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls?
YES
For women: when you pet your kitty, do you play with your clit, or use penetration to finish?penetration
Personal Questions:
Are you a virgin? NO
If not, when did you lose your virginity? 18
If you are, why are you saving yourself?
Do you regret (not) being a virgin? NO
For non-virgins: Do/did you love the person you lost your virginity to?’ YES
For virgins: Would you rather lose your virginity in a fling/one night stand, or in a committed relationship?
Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious) NO
Do you practice safe sex? YES I ONLY DO IT WITH MY WIFE
Have you ever had an STI, if so what? NO
Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one? NO
Random Questions:
Do you even like sex?! YES
If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session? AT LEAST DAILY UP TO 5 TIMES A DAY SESSIONS MIGHT BE QUICKIES MIGHT TAKE HOURS
What is your favourite position, or which do you expect it to be if you’re a virgin? ME STANDING ON MY KNEES HER HER FACING ME, MY HANDS UNDER HER BUTTOCKS
Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it? USUALLY LONG FOREPLAY BUT SOMETIMES A QUICKIE IS GOODN TOO
Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught? MORE THAN ONCE
Hard, or gentle? I LIKE BOTH
Deep, or shallow thrusts? I LIKE BOTH SHE PREFERS DEEP AND MERCILESSLY HARD
Do you like to bite or be bitten? I BITE SOMETIMES, BEING BITTEN IS FINE EXCEPT MY TONGUE NIPS OR GENITALS
What about slapped? ON THE ASS, SURE
Women Only questions (some of these can be answered by gay/bi men):
Do you orgasm vaginally (penetration) or orally (clit stimulation)? both
Have you even had an orgasm? yes
Are you just as horny as the guys? yes
Do you like giving blow jobs, if so do you like how cum tastes? yes, no
When you get wet, are you as wet as a geyser, dry as a bucket of sand, or just “normal”? normal
Sex on your period; yes or no? yes
Would you ever do anal? yes
What about fisting? no
Do you still pleasure your man orally/manually if you’re “not in the mood” but he is? yes (although that is hardly ever the case)
Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone? snuggle
Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):
Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself? TRY TO MAKE IT SIMULTANEOUS, BUT PREFER TO PLEASSE HER FIRST
Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest? HAVE DONE IT MANY A TIME
Sex on her period; yes or no? YES
Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job? NEVER HAD IT BUT WOULD LOVE TO FIND OUT
Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you? YES AND YES
Would you ever try anal? NOPE. WOMEN HATE IT. I DON'T FEEL THAT ATTRACTED TO THE IDEA BUT WOULD DO IT IF SHE ASKED FOR IT
Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you) INSIDE HER MOUTH OR VAGINA AND BETWEEN HER BREASTS
Do you like how pussy tastes? YES
If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on? YES
Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone?
I AM A SNUGGLE BUNNY
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