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Old 10-07-2007, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Ducy View Post
dude rat i swear you got some of the weirdest stories...the cheating sucks but still.
Oh, two more just came to mind.

When my wife still lived at home, she had this old fashioned (not old-old, just 70s old) wooden bedframe that had the pullout drawers underneath. That thing was always creaking, and one night, it finally collapsed in the middle of our session. All we could do was laugh at the surprise.

Same room, different time; though her parents were home, we felt safe enough to fool around in our underwear under the blanket and with the door closed. We were watching a movie at the time, and suddenly her dad came in the room, asking us to turn the TV down. Neither of us had pants on under the covers and obviously didn't want to get up, so all we could do was say that we'd be sure to turn the volume down. He lingered at the door for a minute before heading back out. Did he know?
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