Yeah, that WAS pretty bad, but I'm sure all my blonde friends will laugh at it. After all, they always laugh at MY dumb***ed jokes.
Here's one you might like. I got it online somewhere a few weeks ago (though I don't remember where).
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of
Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator
shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay
the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle"
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde
shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own
alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable
price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe
you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the
swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when
he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the
water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9
foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great
deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying
nearby were several more of the dead creatures, all
equally huge.
The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the
blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and
frustrated, shouts out, - "Damn it, this one isn't
wearing any shoes either!!!"
Hope you all enjoy that!