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Old 07-30-2007, 11:01 AM
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Name: Will

Age: 18

Gender: M

Orientation: Heterosexual

Self Pleasure:


Have you ever masturbated? Yep.

If so, how often a week: Seven times, once daily.

Have you ever used a random object to get off? Ex: a pillow, hairbrush, shower head, etc.: Well, there was this one time I used a rubber chicken and a bucket of warm lu... I mean no, never.

When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate? Quickly as I can.

Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice? Nope

Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going? Yep.

For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls? Nope

Personal Questions:

Are you a virgin? Yes

If you are, why are you saving yourself? 'Cause I don't want to screw this relationship up... yet...

Do you regret (not) being a virgin? Nope. Still young. Dun plan on having little young'uns running around anytime soon.

For virgins: Would you rather lose your virginity in a fling/one night stand, or in a committed relationship? Relationship. Sex is as much a physical act as it is spiritual and emotional in my opinion.

Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious) Nope.

Have you ever had an STI, if so what? Nope.

Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one? nope


Random Questions:



Do you even like sex?! Sure.

If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session? Once a week about three or four hours. There is such a thing as too much of a good thing, but on the other hand, you only live once.

What is your favourite position, or which do you expect it to be if you’re a virgin? Missionary.

Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it? Long foreplay.

Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught? I would.

Hard, or gentle? Depends on the day.

Deep, or shallow thrusts? Depends on my mood.

Do you like to bite or be bitten? Both.

What about slapped? Nah.

Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):

Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself? Her first.

Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest? No.

Sex on her period; yes or no? Yes.

Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job? Nah, concerned.

Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you? Nope.

Would you ever try anal? Nope.

Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you) Towel or her mouth.

Do you like how pussy tastes? Takes a bit to get used to. So kinda.

If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on? Yeppers.

Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone? Snuggle.
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