Normal questions:
Name: K
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Orientation: Hetero
Self Pleasure:
Have you ever masturbated? Y
If so, how often a week: When I need to which varies (rather not)
Have you ever used a random object to get off? Ex: a pillow, hairbrush, shower head, etc.
When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate?
Quick for a release
Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice?
Only after kissing hubby
Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going?
Love hearing hubby tell me erotic tales *drools* Hate porn.
For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls?
For women: when you pet your kitty, do you play with your clit, or use penetration to finish?
Both
Personal Questions:
Are you a virgin? Yes
If not, when did you lose your virginity? At 22 married.
If you are, why are you saving yourself?
Do you regret (not) being a virgin? No I happily gave it to my one and only.
For non-virgins: Do/did you love the person you lost your virginity to?’
For virgins: Would you rather lose your virginity in a fling/one night stand, or in a committed relationship?
I still love him.
Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious)
No it is not a sin within marriage. It a special way of procreating and bonding. If its a sin I am in trouble!
Do you practice safe sex?
Its not that dangerous. Oh you mean condoms and stuff. No never used them.
Have you ever had an STI, if so what? Nope
Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one?
Not really.
Random Questions:
Do you even like sex?!
Oh absolutely.
If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session?
3 times a day lasting a few hours each time. But can mix it up. Say an hour in the morning, a quickie at lunch and four hours in the evening.
What is your favourite position, or which do you expect it to be if you’re a virgin?
Woman on top. Though I haven't tried them all yet.
Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it?
Both, depends on mood.
Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught?
Yep
Hard, or gentle?
Both.
Deep, or shallow thrusts?
Deep.
Do you like to bite or be bitten?
I like to bite not be bitten
What about slapped?
Yes
Women Only questions (some of these can be answered by gay/bi men):
Do you orgasm vaginally (penetration) or orally (clit stimulation)?
Yes
Have you even had an orgasm?
Yes
Are you just as horny as the guys?
Yes I think so though I only know my own horniness!
Do you like giving blow jobs, if so do you like how cum tastes?
Depends on what he has eaten beforehand. Sweet is better.
When you get wet, are you as wet as a geyser, dry as a bucket of sand, or just “normal”?
Depends. Never dry!
Sex on your period; yes or no?
Yes
Would you ever do anal?
No.
What about fisting?
Yes would like him to. (he is still working on fingering - he thinks I have teeth there)
Do you still pleasure your man orally/manually if you’re “not in the mood” but he is?
Hmm yeah I do now. But in the past not so much.
Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone?
Love to cuddle up and kiss - after play!
Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):
Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself?
Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest?
Sex on her period; yes or no?
Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job?
Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you?
Would you ever try anal?
Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you)
Do you like how pussy tastes?
If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on?
Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone?