[glockman]

A man went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. When the dentist pulled out a big needle to numb the tooth the man said, " NO! NO!, I can't stand needles."
The dentist then picked up a gas mask and the man said, " No gas mask. I feel smothered with a mask on."
Then the dentist asked the man. " Are you ok with taking a pill?" The man said, " Yes, I am ok with that."
The dentist left and came back later and said, "Here are two Viagra pills."
The man said, I didn't know Viagra worked as a painkiller also."
The dentist said, "It doesn't, but you will need something to hold onto when I pull your tooth."