[cyclefreak]

I heard of a guy who threaded a series of metal washers on to his penis, which then had to be removed by bolt cutters after his penis swelled up.

Also heard a story told by a doctor who worked in New Guinea. A young man was sunbathing on an old WWII wreck in a harbour, and he idly slipped his penis into a rivet hole. Well, you can guess what happened, his penis swelled up and he couldn't get it out. Apparently, a large crowd of people gathered around, and offered all sorts of advice. One suggestion was to cut it off, which he wasn't too happy about, not surprisingly. Eventually, several people grabbed hold of the guy, and pulled hard until he came free. Ouch!!