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haha
A guy walks into a bar and sees a donkey in the corner with a bucket of money beside it. He goes to the bartender and asks what the money is for. The bartender says, "If anyone can make him laugh, they get the money."
So the guy asks if he can have a try. He goes over to the donkey and whispers something into its ear. Immediatly the donkey starts laughing and can't stop so the man takes the money and leaves.
The man comes back a week later and sees the donkey, still laughing, and two buckets full of money, he asks what those two buckets are for and the bartender tells him that whoever can make him cry get both buckets of money. The man asks if he can take the donkey into the restroom and his request is granted. The man and the donkey are in the restroom for a little while and when they come out the donkey is bawling!
The man takes the money and on his way out the door, he is signaled back to the bar by the bartender. The bartender asks what he told the donkey to make him laugh.
"Well, I told him that my dick is bigger than his."
"How did you get him to cry?" asks the bartender.
And the man replies by saying simply, "I proved it."
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