[lilly2279]

Hmmm, now I thought the dutch oven was a bit different. My ex husband, who had the worst gas imaginable.. imagine a beef eating, beer drinking blue collar worker... uckkie!

We would be lying in bed, he would, of course fart, then ever so quickly, take the covers and put them completely over my head so I was trapped in there with his disgusting fart. He's free, on the outside of the covers and I'm kicking and screaming trying to get out for some air.

Grooooooossssss!

I'm so glad my boyfriend won't even fart in front of me. Love him for that! I mean if it happens, it happens, I've accidentally farted during sex (once and it was emberassing, but not a total mood killer) and also made that weird little fart noise from air trapped in the vagina.. when he keeps pulling all the way out and then going back in... lol. That's funny! But it does kill the mood for me, cuz I keep cracking up.

ha ha ha