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10 things i will never do

1. I will never stick my tongue up a guy's ass.
   2. I will never expect my partner to shave his testicles.
   3. I will never wear a strap-on and f*** a guy in the ass.  
   4. I will never bring the contents of my refrigerator into the bedroom.
   5. I will never have sex with a guy on a fire escape, elevator or any other Sharon Stone friendly setting.
   6. I will never deep throat a guy. I mean, gross.
   7. I will never have sex with a gay man, again.
   8. I will never swallow man juice. I did well in biology but I don't need DNA in my mouth.
   9. I will never have phone sex with a guy who lives on another continent, again.
   10. I will never, EVER let a guy f*** me up the ass.

I have spoken.

Welcome Pony and thank you for sharing. (I think)

Welcome to the board, you will like it here.
I read all the things that you will not do, and I dont think that you are prude its just that everyone has their own opinions and standards and you just shared with everyone else, which is fine. I wouldnt do most of those things either.

[QUOTE=Quote (?wiseman? @ April 17 2003,15:52)]Welcome Pony and thank you for sharing. (I think)
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I hope you don't think I'm a pru or something. I am actually a sexual fiend.

[QUOTE=Quote (Pink Pony @ April 17 2003,14:01)]8. I will never swallow man juice. I did well in biology but I don't need DNA in my mouth.[/QUOTE]
Actually, sperm have less DNA than most cells. Sex cells are haploid, meaning they have only half the chromosomes found in a body cell. Every cell of every organism contains DNA so, unless you live on salt and water, every time you eat, be it steak sushi or salad, you are putting DNA in your mouth.

Man juice does taste icky though.

Oh wait, except red blood cells. So you're okay if you're a vampire, provided that you filter out the white cells.

Pony, you sound like an interesting female. I appreciate your dislikes but what are your "likes" or turn-ons?

welcome on board Pony but...never say never!

welcome to the board Pink Pony
maybe after spend some time on the board you'll change your mind about some of that stuff
have fun!!!

Never say never sweetheart. I had some of the same things on my list of "nevers" and whatdya know but I gave in to some of them..and changed my mind in the process. now they are on my always list

[QUOTE=Quote (girlygirl @ April 18 2003,00:19)][QUOTE=Quote (Pink Pony @ April 17 2003,14:01)]8. I will never swallow man juice. I did well in biology but I don't need DNA in my mouth.[/QUOTE]
Actually, sperm have less DNA than most cells. Sex cells are haploid, meaning they have only half the chromosomes found in a body cell.  Every cell of every organism contains DNA so, unless you live on salt and water, every time you eat, be it steak sushi or salad, you are putting DNA in your mouth.

Man juice does taste icky though.[/QUOTE]
Sushi? Oh God there goes Kurosawki! Blech

Hello everyone thank you for the welcome. My turn-ons are fairly simple, actually. I really like it when a guy teases me for at least an hour before we get down to it. I'm really into foreplay. And I find a nice hot shower before we get into things the best way to make sure the both of us are, erm, "fresh."

My biggest turn-off is a man who will NOT LISTEN TO WHAT I WANT! Rough sex is an absolute no, no. It's amateurish, sad but true. I enjoy quickies just like the next girl but it's JUST NOT SEXY.

I also enjoy smells, like a little Noggie to set the atmosphere.

Hey Pony, my original post was toung-in-cheek. Your post was kind of an "in your face" out-of-the blue post. Pretty out there for a first post on the board, but obviously it spurred a nice little discussion.

Really.

A few years ago almost all of these would have been on my wife's "never" list too.
Now we have done all but three of them (all involving gay men or things in my ass.)
What a difference a few years makes!

I dont have a never list.
I'd rather regret something I've done then something I didnt do:)

[QUOTE=Quote (Junocozmos @ June 18 2003,17:50)]I dont have a never list.
I'd rather regret something I've done then something I didnt do:)[/QUOTE]
great logic, gotta try something at least once. gotta be open minded to things. Otherwise it'll just be boring...

1. I will never stick my tongue up a guy's ass.~ Never thought I would but I have with my husband.

2. I will never expect my partner to shave his testicles.~ Personally I would much ratrher.

3. I will never wear a strap-on and f*** a guy in the ass. ~ Neither would I.

4. I will never bring the contents of my refrigerator into the bedroom.~ Never have. Wander why someone would.

5. I will never have sex with a guy on a fire escape, elevator or any other Sharon Stone friendly setting.~ Fire escape-no, elevator- has been on my mind once or twice.

6. I will never deep throat a guy. I mean, gross.~ See I try and just give him a regular blow job, but he seems to always want me to go farther down. I have to practice that.

7. I will never have sex with a gay man, again.~ I never have.

8. I will never swallow man juice. I did well in biology but I don't need DNA in my mouth.~ I have no problem with this.

9. I will never have phone sex with a guy who lives on another continent, again.~ Never was really into phone sex. Never really did anything for me.

10. I will never, EVER let a guy f*** me up the ass.~ I used to feel the same way but have. (I don't like it)

I can understand how you do not doing some of these things but from my experience(s) curiosity comes up. Whatever makes you happy and that makes your man happy. Thats all that matters.

When I was young, I thought many of the same things (i'm a guy, so i'm going to have to make some adjustments to my reply), but after being sexually active for over 20 years, here's how i've changed!

1. I will never stick my tongue up a guy's ass. Until i felt it done on me, i thought the same thing...then i discovered the wonderful feeling of being rimmed! OH MY!

2. I will never expect my partner to shave his testicles. As a guy, i like hearing how my partner likes to see me presented down there, tho i enjoy both clean shaven and full fur!

3. I will never wear a strap-on and f*** a guy in the ass. Again, once my wife and i discovered my prostate, ass play became an important part of our sex life. To ignore a man's prostate is almost the same as ignoring a woman's clitoris!

4. I will never bring the contents of my refrigerator into the bedroom. Not a bad policy, tho being fed chocolate covered strawberrys and champagne in bed is GREAT pre- or post-sex fun. And, when we have a hankerin for such fun, we rent a hotel room and leave the cleaning to them!

5. I will never have sex with a guy on a fire escape, elevator or any other Sharon Stone friendly setting. Having sex in typical places over and over again is one of the first things couples having sexual problems express as being one of the biggest issues. Changing the location and time of sex is a key factor in keeping my sex life alive! Hell, i'm 41, and let me tell you, having sex in the back seat of the car brings me back to my teen-age days and it alot of fun! Plus, the chance of being seen or caught is also a wonderful source of endorphans during coitus!

6. I will never deep throat a guy. I mean, gross. Having someone JAM a huge dick down my throat is not my idea of having fun either, but, a nice, average 6" dick slides easliy past the gullet..and feeling his reaction to that skill is worth the temporary discomfort!

7. I will never have sex with a gay man, again. My xwife probably says the same thing! hahhaha

8. I will never swallow man juice. I did well in biology but I don't need DNA in my mouth. All i can say is YUM!

9. I will never have phone sex with a guy who lives on another continent, again. With the internet and webcams, phone sex is a waste of time and money!

10. I will never, EVER let a guy f*** me up the ass. Since women don't have a prostate gland, i can understand how many might not enjoy anal sex - as a guy - I LOVE IT!

Well...those are my thoughts!

ps: I AM NOT MAKING JUDGEMENTS ON HER POST!

My husband enjoys prostate stimulation and I indulge him.
Because he enjoys it and I love to please.
However I'm not much of an ass person..but I feel if you want to pleased you should put in effort into pleasing.

reading about all your postings, i assume most are from US. i envy as many toys are easily available but sadly, i have never even heard of some the stuff, let alone seen it.
only get to know some while travelling.. sad, is it?!..

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