How to Cheat
Relationships are built around friendship, commitment and trust. However, an "extra-marital/relationship" liaison (a.k.a. cheating or "a having a bit on the side") is an option that many people have at least considered during the course of any relationship. The idea of cheating presents something enticing - it offers excitement and trouble all at the same time. Unfortunately for many, getting caught is almost inevitable and can become the beginning-of-the-end for the relationship.
Although we at sexinfo101 do NOT condone cheating actions, we are not here to judge. We will therefore (somewhat “tongue-in-cheek”) provide you with some of the essential information that will allow you to overcome the obstacles that cheating presents.
Rule 1: Keep track of your lies
Nothing will ruin the "art" of cheating more than not knowing which lies go with which situation. Forgetting that you were supposed to go and get milk, and instead come back with a sweat-soaked shirt and an excuse you used last week, leaves your spouse to think you were getting "other" sources of protein.
Bachelors Degree Tip: Have your deceptions set up before you go on your booty call.
Masters Degree Tip: Have props to support your lies, it is the best way to turn your suspicious partner into an apologetic fool.
Rule 2: Keep your lies to a minimum
The most successful cheaters are always on top of their devious adventures because they keep them as simple as possible. Telling your significant other that you need to help your manager plan next quarter's market analysis provides you with that window of opportunity for that weekend hook-up. However, DO NOT add lies on top of lies. Telling your spouse that you are working on the company's market analysis every Saturday afternoon followed by extra public relations work in the evening will have him or her asking questions about everything you did that day. Adding lies on top of lies will get you in trouble - and it will leave you with no one to blame but yourself!
Bachelors Degree Tip: Use simple lies that cannot be verified.
Masters Degree Tip: Preferably get around their questions without even having to tell an out-and-out lie... just try and bend the truth a little.
Rule 3: Do NOT tell your friends
Even though they will always say, "I won't tell anyone", putting a friend in the position to screw up your relationship is the worst thing you could do. Anybody who has juicy gossip is going to fumble the ball sooner or later. After they have had a drink or two – read “sooner” rather than "later"!
Rule 4: Do NOT Cheat with your partner's friend
This one should be a no-brainer to even the most dedicated cheater! This will almost certainly ruin their friendship – and will very likely ruin ALL your relationships. This is a very difficult situation to hide and is simply JUST NOT WORTH IT!!
Rule 5: Keep yourself clean
Always be prepared to have the cleaning products needed to keep you from getting caught. A quick shower after an entanglement is highly recommended. Perfume or cologne should be used to disguise any smell, but try not to overdo it; smelling like you just fell in a vat of Chanel can be more of a give-away than a help. As well, make sure to check for male/female hair on your clothes. Finally, do not keep your booty call's underwear in your glove compartment … or you are just asking to get caught.
Bachelors Degree Tip: Have cologne in the car.
Masters Degree Tip: Carry an extra set of clothes... but that could be tricky to do surreptitiously.
Rule 6: Do NOT become the victim of a set schedule
Do not call him/her every Friday night for a rendezvous; routine can become suspicious.
Rule 7: Keep your cool if confronted on your cheating ways
Stressful situations will always affect people, but the key is to manage these nerve-racking moments. Maintaining a calm and patient manner should quickly resolve any pressing questions your spouse or significant other throws at you. Besides, if the ex-President of the United States is able to keep his composure in front of his family, Kenneth Starr and millions of television viewers that he "did not have sexual relations", then why can't you?
Rule 8: Use Protection
Since your cheating ways are putting your partner (not to mention you) at risk for STDs, make sure to use protection. It’s the very least you can do for your partner; after all, are they not trusting you with their health/life?
By following the Rules to Cheating, you might become the smooth operator that you have always thought you were. On the other hand … if you get caught don’t come crying back to us complaining that the Rules of Cheating don't work – we never gave any guarantees! But then you wouldn’t be cheating regularly if you didn’t (at least partially) perversely enjoy the possibility of exposure – now would you?
I clicked on this because i
I clicked on this because i wanted to know in advance what kinda things people do when theyre cheating and to keep my guard up.
If you are going to cheat why the FUCK are you getting into a relationship in the first place?
stay single and fuck around and live misreably the rest of your life dont do it to someone else its the most painful thing i have ever experienced and its not fair cause i gave the person my love, my patience, my comprehension, my time, my heart, my friendship everything you could possibly think of but maybe i gave too much.
this article should be taken off
i dont like this i feel it
i dont like this i feel it should be removed.... lets say you fall in love and he/she cheats on you how are you going to feel? this really should be removed
I don't know what to say...
I don't know what to say... It's kind of fucked up that an internet site is writing about this. Wish I could've read it before I cheated that one time... I regret cheating on my boyfriend, I was young and stupid and I didn't realize that he was an adult and that adult men are a little MORE serious about love than some STUPID little boy that's my age... or some fucking dumb fuck... Some fucking GREASE-BALLS from Europe, asshole piece of shit men who are just whores and they don't unDerstand that no means NO! ...
If I can go back in time, I would fix what I've done. I feel like fucking shit.
Umm
I was dating this guy right before the guy I am dating now,and I kinda cheated on him with my current bf. Not sexually just flirting...(I was bout to end it with my ex anyway cuz the long distance was killing me.)I ended it with him...Anyway he wants me back...but my current bf refuses the idea of an open relationship due to jealously and hate. Also my current is SUPER religious. What do I do? I care very much for them both.
Disgrace
If the moderator of this post actually has any feelings they wouldn't have written this. Nobody should be taught how to cheat correctly just because it is accepted that it happens. Just because it happens doesn't make it right and it shouldn't be encouraged!
*high five* I totally agree
*high five* I totally agree with you. It goes back to that bridge thing, if alota people jump off bridges are you gonna try it too? All I can say is don't cheat; weigh your options; be faithful to the one who matters to you most and they will do the same in return. (And if not they're not worth your time and affection)
Exactly that's so heartless.
Exactly that's so heartless. As a kid, my parents were ruined because my father cheated. I can hardly trust anyone anymore in relationships because of that. This page is BULL.
How to cheat
A person doesn't have to have sex for it to be considered cheating. It's called emotional infedility. I caught my husband this past November(08), with the sister of his ex fiancee. When I say I caught him, I saw her cell phone number on his cell phone staring in November 2008, then again in December 2008.
I've been married to him for 25 years. The excuses I was getting you have no idea- unbelievable, along with the lies and stories that I caught him in.
Men are scum. His reason to me and to himself was "I knew you didn't like her" and he still stands by this. He's going to realize soon, that this excuse and all others is unacceptable. At the time, he felt it wasn't wrong to keep this a secret. He also still doens't consider it a relationship. He needs a lot of work in this area.
Long story short, I had to quit my job due to the stress of this. T
here's a reason for everything......but why I ask?
What goes around comes around, and I hope she gets hers very soon. I know who she is and where she lives. She a *hore, *unt, S*ut and a piece of s*it.
I believe this may have started back when we were invited to her daughter's wedding way back about 20 years ago. (my husband was her godfather). Me being the nice person that I am, agreed to go. I also wanted to show his ex, what she missed out on. BIG MISTAKE.
He had been seeing before I guess andthen there was a few years lapse, but then this wedding came and he seemed to think it was acceptable to start up again.
What a lesson I've learned. I chose to work on things with him and go to couseling. We have a long way to go, but things are getting better. Yes the thought of divorce did cross my mind, and I told him that he did almost lose me over this. I also told him that because of him, I had to quit my job.
Thanks I needed to vent, now I need to learn to move on and start a better life. I'm sorry this is long.
Not all men are scum
Not all men are scum
eraze this
Why are you promoting this coz it hurt when people find out and they WILL find out just imagine ho some1 magically ends up with crabs or something just coz there using protection downstairs don't mean they are upstairs or in their mouth
this article should be removed
What the hell, WHY are you
What the hell, WHY are you encouraging this???
I know!
My thoughts exactly! I don't believe that cheating is acceptable under ANY circumstance. Being cheated on by my first bf, I can say that it's heartbreaking to find that they've been fooling around with someone else; it makes you feel almost unworthy since obviously you aren't good enough. No one wants to get cheated on, so why do it to someone??? & those who have cheated, karma's a bitch =) Trust me.
Why is it that some men will
Why is it that some men will always cheat on a woman no matter what? I know a man who has sooo many children from different women, even from when he was married to a different woman at the time, who just cheated on everyone, and his brother was exactly the same! Could that be something that happened to them growing up together? I think it's horrible when a man does this, but when his brother is exactly the same? That cant be coincidence... right?
Cheating is easy!
Well, I cheated on a ex. It was my first time and I did not want it to be "special". I wanted it to be fun meaningless and interesting. I never have wanted a man I actually cared about have that to hold over my head. I mean I would fall for him to deeply, and then I would just get crushed. So it was with an old friend, doggy style, and it was amazing. Much better orgasm then I ever got with that ex! Now I don't think I will ever cheat again, because I hate the thought but it was soo easy to get away with. I never told anyone about it, never even hinted at it. This ex knew I had done many sexual things before with others, so he expected I was not a virgin to begin with. Now since I really did not care that much about this ex, the cheating did not matter that much to me. It was a thrill. BUT I feel that if you actually think you can get somewhere amazing with your partner don't cheat! Just tell your man you want to spice things up... or wake him up by pouring honey on his body and licking it off... boost his confidence make him feel that his penis is the best tasting thing in the world... I have noticed that it usually is... if he feels like you want him badly he will make the sex soo much better. Making you not even think about that guy from down the street. ;)
Make cheating pointless!
Women cheat for the same reasons bitch said men do. Women are even more sexual than men (for those who don't believe me, think of it this way; when is the last time you've seen a man scratch the shit out of his partner's back and scream when he came like women do?), but social conditioning and a lack of testosterone keeps them from openly announcing the fact. For this reason, women rarely tell their man that they're sexually unsatisfied, and instead cheat behind his back. However, if you're willing to admit to yourself that you're not perfect in bed, then you're ahead of the game and you can improve your skills to the point that you become so good in bed that your woman will NEVER cheat on you. It just takes being man enough to admit your failings and work on improving them.
agreement
i agree with bitch all of what u said is true but i agree even stronger with redknightv13 thats the problem that most men have which is not admitting that they r not perfect in bed and and thats y a lot of guys think that they dont need to improve but at the same time u might be shit in bed but dont kno how to please that one female because what most guys dont realize is that every female has her own set of sexual needs so what works on one female wont work on the other and with that being said dont never be closed minded and always be open to learn something new, different, and improved.
Cheater proof!!!
Men cheat either because they're not getting enough sex or because sex with their partner has become too routine for them.
YOU CAN PREVENT HIM FROM CHEATING.
1. My guy friend says that sex in the beginning of a relationship is always better and more experimental. Apparently men need twice as much variety as women do whereas we're just happy with consistent sex that always hits the spot...
With him apparently becoming "bored" in the bedroom faster than you expected you're going to have to be the one to judge when this moment is at hand. As a general rule come up with 3 different grand ideas each month.
A new possie? something you saw in a movie you watched last night that you want to "try"? Anything! Or you can use this simple formula:
time+place+position. You change atleast one of these categories each time (can substitute "position" for "activity" sometimes)
Sexual variation has this funny way of keeping his mind on you!
2. "How much sex does he need??" you ask. Who knows for sure. maybe twice as much as you. you could boink him 3 times a week? would that be enough? He cant complain about that.
But don't just whore yourself on command! You need to be in the mood too, don't you? Watch porn or read seriously erotic stories to get going if you weren't really in the mood but he was. It's a fact that the more sex a woman is having the more frequently she will be feeling randy...
This and the first tip are actually linked. Shaking up the routine will actually lead to more sex!! Lucky him.
3. This same male freind of mine says that he cheated because his girlfriend apparently stopped giving him head, or she only did it very occationally or wasn't that into it! He started getting self-consious about his penis!
b-l-o-w-j-o-b-s. Once or twice a week atleast! Sometimes it's not the fact that you're sucking his dick that he enjoys but sometimes he will admire and appreciate the fact that You want Him pleasured! He will usually come, but If it's one of those rare occations when you're giving him head but he's not coming, slide back up his body to do something else, but keep a hand on his package as a "don't worry, babe, i didn't forget". That tells him that you like his penis, and you like HIM.
It's true that having sex too early with someone might spoil your potential relationship since he won't take you seriously if you give it up too soon. But once you both know you are officially a couple then you don't have to withhold sex from him anymore. infact, keep feeding him!
The more a guy has sex, the closer he will feel to you (whereas women need to feel connected and loved BEFORE they have sex)
The idea is to show him how he's better of with you than having stupid, dirty flings. Naturally letting him do you on a regular basis will keep him nicely in check.
I stand by these cheat-proofing tricks. They always work for me. :)
i hope you girls are making
i hope you girls are making good use of this!!!
wat
Y b n a realtionship wit a person if u r goin to cheat own them n maybe bring them somethin back from your sexual partner u cheated with him or her with......
Cheating.
corr.
It's just a funny article, no need to get all serious!
Cheating is very intense, it makes you feel naughty and mysterious...
Dont spoil the fun!
Great job guys...LOVE THE SITE!!
sometimes u dont tend 2
sometimes u dont tend 2 CHEAT
but its fun though..
wtf.
WOW. this is not something that should be written about. no one should cheat. personally if you are thinking about cheating then you dont have the feelings for the person you are with that you thought you did. i have never cheated. i couldnt find the thrill in possibly hurting someone i care about.
this makes me mad
why even have this up? Cheating is the worse thing you can do to a person. If you want someone else you need to brake it off then have your thing with them. Only scumbags cheat...I really enjoy this website but it really makes me sick to see this article posted.
Bad mojo
Wow. The tenacity.
Bad mojo.
this is kind of disturbing...
i understand that this website said that they dont condone cheating...but its still disturbing that they put up this article.
cheating hurts like hell. my boyfriend cheated on my with a girl he had asked out for seven years (and who rejected him every time) before he met me. granted it was only a kiss but still. its painful and it leaves a doubt within the relationship which is really incredibly hard to over come.
however, the article basically states the obvious, but i still think its very wrong.
cheating is horrible and
cheating is horrible and really hurts one of my ex's cheated on me with my best friend! it was bad me and him still talk we dont let woman get between us but were not as good friends as we used to be
dear lizz
my baby and i are exactly the same way!!!!
and were both extremely happy with our sex life....although we still enjoy eachother more!!!!
its always fun to bring in ppl.
we were 14 when we met and have been together and perfectly in love since!!!!!
and ofcoarse sex never gets dull:)
Don't cheat.
Don't cheat.
Seriously...
That's terrible. If you want to be with somebody besides your partner, end it. If you love your partner, stay. There's no in between.
Dirtbags
this is all ABSOLUTLY retarded!!! If anyone does this they are dirt bags therefore they dont need relationship advice because they don't deserve anyone!!!