Q. First off, this is my first time on this site and I love it. I have been with my wife for a year. We have great sex and everything, but she keeps telling me that my cum tastes yucky. Now I don't know how regular cum tastes, since I am a guy and all, but is this normal?
A. There is a striking variance in the way ejaculate tastes and, unfortunately, it sounds like your girlfriend doesn’t have an appetite for yours. Many people describe the characteristic flavor of men’s ejaculate as salty and/or bitter; bad tasting cases are likened to anything from rancid asparagus to Clorox bleach. There isn’t a lot of medical material to establish a reliable recipe to improve its flavor; in fact, urologists by and large advise that men can’t do anything about the taste of their cum, citing that the composition of substances keeping the environment stable for sperm doesn’t change.
Luckily, there are plenty of homespun formulas that people insist improve the taste of men’s seminal fluids, many of which have to do with diet. Here is a list of stuff to avoid: coffee, smoking, alcohol, drugs (medical and elicit), dairy, fried foods, asparagus, garlic, onions, and cruciferous vegetables, particularly broccoli and cauliflower. Foods to consume include large amounts of sweet citrus fruit like pineapple, melon and apple; other beneficial cuisine includes cinnamon, nutmeg, celery, and foods rich in chlorophyll (the green plant pigment used in photosynthesis). Drinking enough water and getting plenty of exercise are sensible because they flush the system of toxins; taking supplements if you are nutritional deficient is also valuable.
If you really want to know whether you have funky tasting spunk, taste it yourself. If it does have a caustic flavour, it’s no surprise that she has a hard time receiving your semen in her mouth. While you’re busy experimenting with your diet, here are a couple of polite protocols for you to ‘finish’ without offending her taste buds. Get her to suck on a strong mint or a hard candy closer to the time of ejaculation. If she wants to be spared of the experience, indicate to her when you’re about to cum, and finish manually, rather than orally. Alternately, if you cum under her tongue, rather than on it, there will be less contact with her taste-buds making it (perhaps) more palatable.