FIFTY PLUS HUMOR
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through
menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you are done you will have
a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+
year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time
you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take
off your glasses.
Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems
with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is
a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable
glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year
olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these".
Thats cute. I should show my mother but I bet she'd kill me. :D
A tough old cowboy counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal and cereal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 103!
When he died he left 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren and a 23 foot hole where the creamatorium used to be!
Deep In The Heart of Texas
HAHAHA! I love it!
[QUOTE=dancingdoc2;189858]A tough old cowboy counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal and cereal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 103!
When he died he left 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren and a 23 foot hole where the creamatorium used to be!
Deep In The Heart of Texas[/QUOTE]
NOW THAT made me laugh!