Pinocchio talks to Gepetto, "Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls."

"You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it."

After some time, Gepetto asks Pinocchio, "Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls?"

"Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore."