‘Who did what to whom and for how long?’ People want to know. As we suggested in our article ‘Amazing Sex Records – Men’, used at the right time these sexy ‘records and facts’ can make fantastic party pleasers!
This is the second instalment of our Amazing Sex Records series of articles for your entertainment. Whereas the first fine instalment was dedicated to the gentlemen, this one is dedicated to the ladies:
Most Sexual Intercourse in One Month – 91 times
Where men typically imagine they have the greater sexual appetite of the genders, we have evidence to say otherwise. In one extensive cultural study, Tonga males were reported to copulate with three or four wives in one night, although orgasm may not have been achieved with each. Pretty good, but a report came out of a family planning trial in the UK where one woman reported having intercourse 91 times in a single month. Case closed!
Fastest Female Orgasm – 2-5 seconds
Various research reports a range of findings, but it seems that the average can be anywhere between 8 and 30 minutes. Within these studies, there are certain notable exceptions, as with any study. The single fastest report: 2 to 5 seconds from penile insertion to orgasm!
Largest Artificial Breasts – (in the USA) bra size 61 MMM.
Double-D is nothing compared to Little Miss Maxi Mounds, who had her breasts enlarged to a startling ‘under breast measurement of 91.44 cm (36 in) and an around chest-over-nipple measurement of 153.67 cm (60.5 in)’, according to Wikipedia Commons Guinness World Records. The measurements were taken in Sarasota, Florida, on February 4th, 2005. In a world where sex sells just about everything, just think of the marketing possibilities…
Heaviest Breasts – 52 pounds
A contrast to the record listed above (someone should really have set up a showdown between these gals…) a woman was recorded as having breasts weighing 52 pounds –that’s bigger than your average 3 year old! Another record listed in the same reference (“The Sexual Anatomy of Woman” by W. F. Benedict) was held by a 14-year old girl, who weighed in at 16 pounds.
Keep in mind that most of the folks with these kinds of ‘natural’ records usually have other physical conditions or health problems, often with negative health effects (hormone imbalances etc.). There’s always a cost, so be glad you’ve got what you have!
Least Erogenous Genital Zone – the outer labia
Fisher was responsible for a good deal of research in this area, and gives us the following list of erogenous genital zones, from most to least stimulating to the women surveyed: clitoris, vagina, area immediately around the clitoris, inner lips of vulva, the inside of the vagina and the outer labia (outside lips of the vulva)! Take note boys.
Interesting Sexual Rituals
One of the more interesting sexual acts on record is the policy adopted by Empress Wu Hu of the T'ang Dynasty. She demanded that all government officials as well as foreign dignitaries pay respect to her by performing cunnilingus upon her on their arrival. Yes, you read correctly. Apparently she saw fellatio as a power move by men, and aimed at equalizing this power imbalance by demanding the same in return. Now that is what you can call a unique foreign policy!
Furthest ejaculation by a woman – 10 feet (3 meters)
Let your imagination run wild with this one kids! If you’ve never heard about female ejaculation, read up on it [here]. It’s a rare ability that some women in the adult film industry have taken to new levels on the silver (or digital) screen. What a unique performance! The farthest ejaculation by a woman to date was recorded at just less than 10 feet (3 meters), but the source of this record is questionable. However, given the performances available in adult film, we can agree that it’s possibly accurate!
Earliest Growth of Pubic Hair – age 8
In a report from Hugh Jolly, one baby girl had shown pubic hair growth around the genitals at age 1 month. Clearly this is an abnormal case, and it is likely this child had other problems with her health. On a slightly lighter note, the Kinsey reports suggest the earliest ‘normal’ pubic hair growth happens at age 8. What are they putting in the water these days?
Most Sexual Partners in One Day – 620 sexual partners
A woman whose name shall remain a secret for the time being somehow shagged a grand total of 620 men over a full day (24 hours). That breaks down to just over 25 men in each hour… for a full day…
Longest Human Clitoris – 3 inches, erect
In “The Difference between a Man and a Woman” Theo Lang mentions that at least one woman is on record for having a clitoris 2 inches long and 3 inches ‘fully erect’.
There is one record mentioned where a clitoris measured 12 inches long … this we find hard to believe. More than one writer has quoted W. Francis Benedict in "The Sexual Anatomy of Women” for this figure, but we remain skeptical. You be the judge – and dream away!
Youngest Childbirth – 5-year old mother
This is shocking: In 1939 in Peru, a 5-year old girl named Lina Medina gave birth by caesarean (because her hips were too small) to a healthy 6.5 lb son! The cause: a hormonal imbalance which causes premature sexual development (her first period was at 8 months of age). Although she never revealed who the father of her baby was, her own father was suspected and arrested before being released later on lack of evidence. The child was raised as her brother, but at age 10 it was revealed to him that Lina was in fact his mother. Just… wow.
Greatest Volume of Semen Swallowed – 1.7 Pints (just under 1 liter)
In one sitting, Michelle Monahan from L.A. California, U.S.A. somehow got almost a liter of the sticky substance down her gullet, and had it officially recorded. The only question we ask is ‘How many potential ankle-biters were lost in that one milkshake?
That wraps up this edition of our series on Amazing Sex Records. In the third instalment we’re going to throw open the gates to joint male-female records, such as those involving group sex, etc. It’s going to be just as much fun as this one was, so stay tuned!
Do you know of any unusual Women’s Records that might be of interest? If so, please post them in the comments below…