Amazing Sex Records V
We hope Volume IV of our Amazing Sex Records series intrigued you as much as it did us; now here are even more things to muse over - welcome to Volume V.
Most dangerous sex technique
Other than actually doing something intentionally harmful, blowing into a woman’s vagina is considered one of the riskiest sexual acts out there. Forcefully introducing air into your sexual partner’s vagina can cause pulmonary embolism, a lethal obstruction of an artery, causing sudden death approximately half an hour after the initial onset of symptoms. This fact gives blow jobs an entirely new meaning!
Longest daisy chain
And no, we don’t mean flowers … a daisy chain is an inter-linked group of people having sex together (if you don’t really know what we’re talking about, read our Group Sex Guide pronto!). These festivities were regularly hosted by Roman Emperor Tiberius, who ruled until 37AD, and regularly exceeded groups of thirty or more…
Most expensive dildo
In 2007, a story ran in the L.A. Times discussing the extravagant lifestyles of (soccer star & model) David Beckham, and his wife (model & ex-Spice Girls star) Victoria Beckham. It said, "While Victoria was expecting their third child, Beckham spent $1.8 million for a diamond-encrusted sex toy with matching 16-carat diamond necklace".
In a NBC special entitled, 'Victoria Beckham: Coming to America', she denied the claim, assuring viewers that the story was exaggerated and stating that she does not have any such diamond-encrusted vibrator.
Since that one is contestable, the next most expensive alternative is as deluxe as a luxe can get. Yva, the 18 carat gold plated vibrator by a Swedish luxury toy manufacturer (Lelo) is it. The cost? Somewhere in the neighborhood of $2300! At that ticket price, would you use it or keep it in a safety deposit box?
Most number of streakers gathered in one place
On April 21, 1998, an annual event hosted by the University of Michigan drew quite a scantily clad crowd, the largest in recorded history! What did these 1500 naked people do once they all gathered together? They went streaking in honor of the event known as the ‘Naked Mile Run’, held on the last day of the spring semester! Although police made the estimate on the number of runners, the Michigan’s Department of Public Safety put it at a more conservative figure of between 500 to 800 participants.
The naked mile’s run went on until 2004, at which point the University discouraged the activities with threats and arrests. The event was depicted in the teen comedy series ‘American Pie Presents: the Naked Mile’, released in 2006.
World's oldest father
It takes some practice to become the world’s oldest dad, and after fathering at least twenty that he can recall – hey, cut him some slack, he’s almost 100 - Indian farmer Nanu Ram Jogi was borne a son at the ripe old age of ninety. Any plans to stop, you ask? Nope, he plans to continue having children, at least until he reaches the century mark.
In order to birth the largest baby in history, it sure makes it easier when you have the biggest ‘vajayjay’ in history too! It is believed that the largest vagina in the world belonged to Scottish giantess, Anna Swan (1846-1888), who was born a normal size but didn’t stop growing ‘til she reached 7’8”. Her story is interesting…
She joined a side-show to capitalize on her height and there fell in love with her future husband, another giant measuring over 7 foot tall. As a couple, they are considered the tallest married couple in the world, and together had the largest baby in history, weighing 26 lbs. and measuring 34 inches.
Though the child did not survive, a cast was made of his body and is still displayed in the Cleveland Museum. His cranium measured 19 inches (48cm) in circumference, and from that number, scientists could estimate that the size of her vagina was in fact, the largest in history too.
World’s oldest prostitute
Even though prostitution is often referred as the oldest profession in the world, turning tricks at eighty two is not exactly anyone’s idea of a retirement plan. Tai Pei police refer to her as “Grandma”, and estimate that she’s the oldest living working prostitute. How does she stay in business being so many decades older than the others? She charges ten or twenty times less than the competition.
Most plastic surgeries
Though not strictly speaking all sexual, credit for the record highest amount of plastic surgery operations goes to Cindy Jackson, a fifty five year old woman who just can’t get enough of going under the knife. With 52 different nips, tucks and injections done over a 23 year span, you’ve got to wonder, “Why does she do it?” As she explains, her interest in cosmetic surgery is based in her love of art, specifically the rules of classic proportion.
Credit for gathering many of these sexy to bizarre facts must be given to Anthony Giustina's book Sex World Records, which is the sex-only version of the Guinness Book of World Records. Other sources include the huffingtonpost, brobible.com, and liveleak.com.